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Old 01-11-2009, 06:19 PM
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I hate that fucken guy. Almost as bad as the other guy with the beard that sells crap on tv. Modern day snake oil.
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Old 01-12-2009, 01:30 PM
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you guys have no sense of humor
Dont worry i thought it was funny hahah
Edit: P.s I fucking HATE that commercial!
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:00 PM
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i must suck the cock. it wasnt that funny. the dude is weird.. wait... did i say i suck the cock? umm.. YEAH IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!
Ahahahahah!!!
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:01 PM
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this guy can sell shit, but he still cant do it like billy mays!

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yeah i still have it. and i stole this straight out Japan. there is some angry middle aged Japanese pornstar w/ extremely hairy testes thats a bit rather pissed off right now.

EDIT: True Story. My car is still stained with multiple bukkake' samples..
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:07 PM
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this guy can sell shit, but he still cant do it like billy mays!
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:14 PM
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seriously, that guy can sell water to the ocean!
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yeah i still have it. and i stole this straight out Japan. there is some angry middle aged Japanese pornstar w/ extremely hairy testes thats a bit rather pissed off right now.

EDIT: True Story. My car is still stained with multiple bukkake' samples..
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Old 01-13-2009, 12:51 AM
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This thread on my350z is funny

It's Vince with shamwow! - MY350Z.COM Forums


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Hey you filthy bastards. It's Vince here with Shamwow, I'm here to help you guys clean up your disgusting forum and lives by offering you an exciting product. I know you couch potatoes have seen me on TV before with my slap chop and shamwow commercials but I've come here DIRECTLY to talk to you! I figured a formal introduction was in order.

Over the years I've noticed the forum has been tarnished with newb stains. Shamwow cleans up the most rancid and vile of newb stains with ease. It's also great for cleaning up teen blood and brain matter when they Tokyo Drift their dumb asses into a tree at 100 miles per hour driving the car their daddy bought them.


See? This $hit's so good pro fighters use it to clean up blood. If it's good enough for pro fighters' blood it's good enough for baby/hooker blood.


And ladies. Tired of buying box after box of tampons to plug your pussys when Aunt Flo is in town? Look out for out shamwow tampons! Shove it up in there, wring it out at the end of the week and use it again for next month! You're throwing your money away on that other crap.


Look at this slut, she LOVES shoving an entire shamwow up that babyhole! You can just SEE the satisfaction and state of ecstasy she is in by looking at her ugly mug.


Old people. Budget getting tight and need to cut back? Stop buying those adult diapers and wrap your old wrinkled gray asses up in shamwow! You can crap and pee yourself ALL DAY LONG!! Shamwow holds 10 pounds of poop before you need to shake it out.

And did I mention this $hit is so fuking good it comes with a 10 year warranty?


Look at these pics of shamwow in action!! Having a party and some sloppy jerk spills your $2 wine all over your urine stained floor? Shamwow will take care of that!

Hooker blood all over your floor/trunk from the party too? No problem! Shamwow does it all!



And just for my350z, I give to you the power of Shamwow. Black people, tired of getting bad service in restaurants or being pulled over by police? Shamwow does it all!



So act now! And remember it's not fuking magic it's SHAMWOW!
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:55 AM
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The Vince from ShamWow Movie (aka The Underground Comedy Movie) - Blog - Ridiculous Infomercial Review

he sues a lot of people.
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:06 PM
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I really want to cut off his balls, put them in a jar...make a comercial about it, then sell it back to him.
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:29 PM
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holy shit, I remember seeing the preview for The Underground Comedy Movie back when it must have first been around. I was 12 when it came out, but even then I can remember thinking it was quite obviously of poor quality, both visually and from a writing stand point. What a trip down memory lane.
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Old 01-16-2009, 06:55 PM
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the sham wow guy looks like a crack head.

billy mays is a slimeball who sells shitty products.

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Old 01-17-2009, 12:37 AM
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lol shamwows work good, its the only way i can get my hood to look decent.
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:23 PM
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best parody i think lol
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